Question #1:

How many times should we do it on his last day of vacation?

Question #2:

When Satan goes on vacation who is in charge of Hell? Is there a son of Satan XD?

I really doubt a person called 'Ilovesnowy' would know :P

Question #3:

How much patiences is needed in a wife for her husband to stay home on vacation for 10 days?

Who will survive?

Question #4:

how long is the vacation?

yes this is hw
during a vacation it rained on thirteen days, but when it rained in the morning the afternoon was fine, and every rainy afternoon was preceded by a fine morning. there were eleven fine mornings and twelve fine afternoons.

Question #5:

Funniest joke about school teacher, do you dare read it?

"Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning.

And I'm supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T shirt messages and dress habits.

You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self esteem.

You want me to teach them patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, and fair play, how and where to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, and how to apply for a job

. I am to check their heads for lice, maintain a safe environment, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, offer advice, write letters of recommendation for student employment and scholarships, encourage respect for the cultural diversity of others, and,

oh yeah, always make sure that I give the girls in my class 50 percent of my attention.

My contract requires me to work on my own time after school and evenings grading papers. Also, I must spend my summer vacation at my own expense, working toward advance certification and a Master's degree.

And on my own time you want me to attend committee and faculty meetings, PTA meetings, and participate in staff development training. I am to be a paragon of virtue, larger than life, such that my very presence will awe my students into being obedient and respectful of authority.

And I am to pledge allegiance to family values and this current administration.

You want me to incorporate technology into the learning experience, monitor web sites, and relate personally with each student.

That includes deciding who might be potentially dangerous and/or liable to commit a crime in school. I am to make sure all students pass the state mandatory exams, even those who don't come to school regularly or complete any of their assignments.

Plus, I am to make sure that all of the students with handicaps get an equal education regardless of the extent of their mental or physical handicap.

And I am to communicate regularly with the parents by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.

All of this I am to do with just a piece of chalk, a computer, a few books, a bulletin board, and a big smile AND on a starting salary that qualifies my family for food stamps!

You want me to do all of this and you expect me NOT TO PRAY?"

Question #6:

Can you leave the secure area of an airport while waiting for your connecting flight?

I'm going on a vacation soon, and my flight itinerary has me stopped in an airport for two and a half hours before my connecting flight takes me to my final destination. I have a friend who lives in the area of the airport and I was wondering if I could leave the sterile area (passengers only area beyond the security checkpoint) to meet with him for an hour before going back in to catch my flight?

Question #7:

What does it mean when someone important to me gets drunk in a dream of mine?

I had a dream that my i got a call from my sister's friend that she(my sister) was drunk. So i went to go pick her up and was driving her car. We then wound up getting lost and going into some random person's house and for some reason we knew that person was on vacation, so we were looking around, it was a really nice house with glass windowed walls that and a big pool and jacuzzi with marbled kitchen counters. Any idea what this means? Especially the part about my sister getting drunk...

Question #8:

Where is a good vacation destination for under $3500?

My fiance and I are looking to book our honeymoon, but aren't sure exactly where to go. We would like the honeymoon to be 5 - 7 days in length and within our budget of $3500. The following is a list of ideas of what we want.

Warm
Tropical
Prefer Adults-Only
Prefer All-Inclusive
Relaxing
Spa
Sightseeing
Snorkeling
Variety of Activities
Speak English

Question #9:

Would you rather, question 1?

would you rather

go on a cruise or land vacation?

Question #10:

relationship advice. Should she go back to him?

Sooo this is about my sister.

She went out with a guy for more than a year, and it was her first real relationship. (She's 20). She loved him and everything. However towards the last few months they started to fight more often. When she went on a trip to Poland in the summer, he broke up with her over the phone, unofficially. She was moping and crying for more than a week over there and it ruined her vacation. When she came back he officially split with her, without even giving her a reason. He ignored her and, didn't want to see her, and very abruptly at that. Like one day he was saying he loved her and a few days later he split with her without a reason. (though i think he did it because he was just starting grad school and wanted to party and be free) For the past few months he's completely ignored her and she's been VERY upset about that, but decided to try to forget him.
Just yesterday he decided to give her a visit and apologize for doing that and told her he misses her. She still loved him of coarse and was a sucker saying she missed him too.
she says that he seemed genuinely thoughtful and sad about it, and that he went through a change two months ago and he might be going through a change now (if that makes sense)

I wanna make sure that I don't give her bad advice
Should she accept his apology and let him back into her life?
if so just as friends, or more?

Question #11:

If a Police officer gets suspended with pay for 7 days, using taser once, would he get 14 days using taser?

In Ozark, Ark. a police officer ta sered a 10 year old child once and got suspended with pay for a week. Would he get suspended for two weeks for tasering a 10 year old twice or even 8 weeks, for tasering a 5 year old 4 times? I would like to know, to make my "Carrier Decision".
(Looks like as a police officer, I could get lot of payed vacation, tasering kids).

Question #12:

golden retriever training?

When i go to vacations in beaches i would like to take my dog with me . But I'm wondering if it would be safe to let him free to swim and fresh out at the sea, or he might also get away?


thanks!

Question #13:

What about this joke...?

An earlier question reminded me of this one:

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment..."

Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!

Question #14:

First time on a CRUISE: Should I choose the Carnival Destiny,Royal Caribbean Majesty of the Sea, Monarch....?

or Royal Caribbean Monarch of the Sea or Carnival Imagination, or Royal Caribbean Grandeur of the Sea. Okay since I've never cruised before I have lots of questions for a cruise expert if you are one.....
Carnival's Destiny, Imagination (leaves Miami) and RCL Grandeur (leaves Ft. Lauderdale) go to Key West and then to Cozumel, Mexico.

RCL's Majesty goes from Miami to Key west, Naussau, CocoCay and RCL's Monarch of the Sea goes from Orlando to CocoCay, Naussau and back.

I heard RCL has better food and Carnival has bigger cabins. All seem to cost about the same. I can fly to any port since I have free airfare. We can only go for 4 nights maximum since we have to get back to our kids by then. All cruises are for June 7th or so (I know probably hot and the first days of hurricane season, but only time we could go...) Cruise critic rates them about the same and so do the travelers. I heard Destiny is a little bigger but a tad better than Imagination, is this true? I think I'd like to see Mexico but I think I might want to try RCL before Carnival just for the better food but than RCL's only one to Mexico for this date and length is the Grandeur and I heard of the 5 that is the worst on the list, true or not?

Things my husband and I would like to do on the cruise: sit at a private beach with a tiki bar or little huts to sip fruity drinks (sounds like I have to pay extra for these private excursions usually, right?), watch the ocean go by, avoid crowds as much as possible, not dress up too fancy for dinners, lots of food options other than the main dining room needed(!), see another country, (I've been to Nassau and Key West before, but never Coco Cay or Mexico....what is Coco Cay like?), maybe see a vegas-style show....

Would it matter to you which port you left from?

I like to pick up shells if I have an extra hour on the beach and Key West is known for shelling but are there shells in the Bahamas or Mexico beaches really too?

Do all these ships have casinos?

Okay now some crazy questions (I am a little neurotic)...how many times have you seen bugs, ants, spiders, in your cabins? I've watched some stupid You tube video and bugs were crawling up the cabin walls on a ship. I have a bug phobia (mostly I hate spiders) so I worry, what if I'm stuck in the dirty room with gross bugs crawling everywhere and I can't get off the ship (see neurotic!)...Has this ever been a problem you've encountered or heard of?

Okay next neurotic question... do any of these ships have a pool that I could actually sneak into at night without tons of crowds are people staring at me (I feel subconscious in a swim suit..)?

Which of these ships are not over run with children.. I have 3 kids and need to get away with my husband without tons of kids at every turn....?

After all of these questions do you think I'd still enjoy cruising or do you think I would be better off just finding a nice hotel on a beach with a tiki hut and just sitting there for 4 nights taking in the ocean? I received free plane tickets to anywhere in the U.S, and my options for a vacation are totally open. I thought cruising might work, but I've heard tons of people love cruises and others hate the whole experience. Since I've never been, I don't know where I'd fall.

Well any help is appreciated! Thanks!
Tropics Man , thanks too! I picked the one below as best answer but your was almost an even tie so thank you, lots of good information I needed too!!!

To everyone else thanks as well, it always helps to have more information!

Question #15:

Are you excited for something that the near future holds for you?

I spend the weekend IN DENMARK,2 days vacation and meeting a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-greeeeeeeeeatttttttttttt friend!
I am so excited and i just can't hide it lol!
Plus i am off work today,yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question #16:

One of my coworkers is getting on my last nerve?

I'll try to make this as short as possible so I don't bore anyone to death. Last year one of my coworkers husband was going on a business trip thing out of the country for at least 6 months, and she decided to go along. They don't offer vacation days here, so if you need time off you have to find someone to work for you. She talked to management and wanted to know if they could hold her job for her for when she got back. She was told that they would have to hire someone to replace her since she would be gone for at least 6 months, but if something was open when she got back she could come back to work.

She came back a few months ago, and was gone about 7 months. They let her come back, but due to her replacement still working here, she is part time with very few hours. This is were the drama starts. Every time I see her, she will blow up about how it's not fair that she gets only a few hours a week now and her husband was laid off shortly after they got back in the country and unemployment doesn't pay very much. She says the man they hired to replace her should be let go now that she is back so she can have her regular schedule back. She is trying to get him fired now and says he doesn't even look professional and she comes in looking like she is ready to work and is one of the best people at the job and the most liked. He has a second job where he will work a few hours here and there and she says it's not fair that he gets hours somewhere else and here and she isn't getting any hours and has kids to raise and no one else here has small kids. I suggested to her maybe look for a new job and she said I've had interviews but no where will work around my kids schedule and I don't want to put them in day care. The first few times, I'd stick up for the guy she is trying to get fired and tell her it's not fair to hire someone else to work for you while you're gone and didn't even know when you'd come back and for him just to be let go like that. We are all here because we need money to live and most of us don't have a spouse here with an income, not because we are bored and have nothing better to do. Now it's to the point where she has just worn on my last nerve. She stays over a half hour after her shift ends going on about this while I'm trying to do my work. I've been telling her go to management with your concerns, there is nothing I can do, but I guess she hasn't.

It's really wearing me down, and I really don't like how she is attacking her replacement like that and trying to get him fired, he is a good worker a good professional person. Should I just take everything I've said here to management or let it go? I know it's not my place to get involved, but I'm about two seconds from snapping at her and I've never snapped at anyone at work.

Thank you everyone who took the time to read this.

Question #17:

My baby is going on her 1st vacation soon - what specific baby stuff do I need to bring?

Hubby and I and our little 7 week old girl, Isabell Linnea, and friends are going to the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas on Friday. This is going to be Isabell Linnea's first vacation ever! Very exciting. I've got most things packed already and I'm going to finish packing up tomorrow, but just to make sure...mommies can you help me and tell me what specific baby stuff I need to pack? I'm bringing her:

*stroller
*bathing suit
*dressy-ish clothing
*sunscreen for babies
*baby lotion
*baby powder
*my breast pump (I breastfeed)
*her hat(s)
*her warm coats if it's cold
*pacifier
*toys
*baby mittens (she kicks a lot and scratches me, lol)

...anything else? Am I forgetting something? I have a feeling I am...so can you add/correct anything I need to bring?

Please, no criticizing/mean answers!

Question #18:

help please???why is he doing this??

this summer (i went on vacations like 20 hrs driving away frm home) i met a guy i liked and he liked me too, in a party he seemed like a very decent guy ...with good morals and stuff, one day we all went to a party together me and my friends and him

me and this guy got locked out of the party cause we were outside and people didnt know that. anyway we ended up driving to his place i spent the night there...he wanted to have sex, and so did i but i said no cause i had to know him well first, we made out, listen to music, go online everything but didnt hve sex....two nights later i came back home from my vacations

i didnt like him that much at the time so i didnt care..but then he started calling me and calling all the time and said he liked me that he thought i was cute and what not and that he wants to come and see me

then i go on his facebook profile and i see his status and he says "i just had a 5 minute conversation with a very especial girl in my life" and then he comments on it and says some other chicks name...and then i saw other comments from this chick on his profile, calling him sweety and stuff...

so why does he do this what does he want from me im really dissapointed and sad
just be blunt and tell me your opinions and perspectives please...thanks...

btw a ticket to come here costs him like 96 dollars, and he invited himself, and he's the one that always calls me all the time i rarely call him..and im 20 and his 22

Question #19:

Where would you vacation that is private, secluded, not too fancy, beach, not too expensive?

I'd like to see a beach, maybe some shells, don't like crowds, just want to unpack and relax, maybe sit at a tiki bar with my husband. I can't spend more than 250 a night for a room, preferably even less so I have more money for food and shopping. Any hotels in the U.S. that you know of like this. Big pool would be nice too but very few people in it if possible. I wouldn't be going until June 2010. Thanks.

Question #20:

Would you be disappointed in your teenage daughter for this?

I honestly hate my grandparents (my father's parents; I love my other grandparents to death) with a burning passion. My grandfather is an abusive maniac (he abused my father) and my grandmother hates me. Please don't say, "No she doesn't!" because she has made it clear when we visited her in Spain when I was little (e.g. favoritism with my other cousins, I was always yelled at when I did nothing wrong, and the looks she always used to give me).

Like a month ago, my grandmother started inviting us to all these family gatherings. My father is going there when he gets his vacation for Christmas because he wants to fix his relationship with them. I know he wants me to go too, but I could care less if they fell off a cliff and died. I don't know why; I just know I'm not the most forgiving person in the world.
I'm not going to sugar-coat anything.





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